More Blow Jobs! Less Snow Jobs! Impeach Bush!

Bring Back Clinton ! (best republican president in several generations)

This remains my mantra for politics these days. (it is my antidote for the sudden onset Tourette's Syndrome I experience whenever the news comes on)

Restoring a reasonable sense of priorities does not seem like to much to ask.

Basic behavioral science teaches that you reward behavior that more closely approximates appropriate. The last time I checked sex with a woman was more appropriate than knee-jerk violence. (Even in “red” states)

Personally I feel more secure with a leader whose macho button is pushed by a cigar and thongs than a wannabe John Wayne draft dodger who gets his jollies rattling nuclear tip sabers with lines like “smoke out the evil doers” insisting “you're with us or against us” “Bring ‘em on” Full speed ahead, the facts and torpedoes be damned!.

“Mission Accomplished” indeed.